I'm a shoe

Person1: Yooo, I got a new car!!!
Person2: I'm a shoe
by Vakhluev December 13, 2024
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Shoe Booty

When sitting on your feet and or shoe the buttocks we'll be flat as a sole of a shoe.
Stop sitting on ya feet you gonna have Shoe Booty.
by Shoe bootie February 01, 2020
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Shoes on the counter

A hoe who is to busy to put her shoes away in a normal place.
Look at that hoe Ashley, she just wildin with them shoes on the counter.
by Red Vader Eyes Ryan November 28, 2023
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Shakespeare Shoes

A pair of shoes which are hella pointy or look like they're from the 1800s.
"Boy look at that lady's shoes Why are they so old and pointy"
"I know right... she's got Shakespeare shoes "
by Yournan@grannyporn.com November 02, 2017
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Shoe Gun

A term used to describe situations or tools that places you into a worst position, usually self-inflicted. This term is similar to "Foot Gun", except was used heavily in the American South West and particularly in the early 2010s. There has been debates on which term came first, but evidence points to originating in southern Colorado.
Allowing business users the ability to make technical decisions is a shoe gun. The last thing you'll want to do cause yourself future problems when they promise imaginary things or commit to unrealistic deadlines.
by James Flavorelli April 03, 2025
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A common word used in New York by local teens and kids. More so commonly used as a type of remark to people who are "tweakin" or not pushing P. It's also used as a simile to say that someone's crazy.
"Man you see Brittany over there? Her shoes must be squeakin." "100% but hey, If The Shoes Squeakin The Bitch Tweakin"

That guy working the 711 shoes MUST be squeakin today.
by MrSquiggles12 February 17, 2022
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the old shoe trick

when you pull out of a girl before you cum then go in her shoe. Promptly kick her out so she has your cum all over her foot!
Dude you gave her the old shoe trick? yeah man she walked home in my jizz!
by c_poynter50 July 04, 2011
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