Shower Toy

A fuckable woman of petit proportions that could conceivably used to wash yourself, although principally she would be manhandled in bed.

Those guest dudes on Dancing With the Stars must have fun moving those Shower Toys across the dancefloor

by Irish Bobby March 19, 2008

Drive by Shower Handy

Getting a shower handy while the woman is standing outside the shower

Got a drive by shower handy after my wife gave birth to our son. She was ripped tip to taunt.

by Kate Huffman December 17, 2021

Czech Golden Shower

The experience of the brass hitting the ground just after the VZ-61 finishes firing a 20 round magazine

Brandon Herrera: You'll finish a 20 round mag a good half second before the first piece of brass hits the ground, you could call it the Czech Golden Shower.

by Yyn Hinoka November 17, 2022

Randy Shower Curtain

Something/one that clings to you really closely and in an uncomfortable way.

"I was at the Disco (!) and this Swamp Donkey made a move on me. She clung to me like a Randy Shower Curtain."

by quotemonkey July 17, 2009

Disconsolate Shower Tug

When you are middle-aged and married & can't get any action. More of a chore than pleasurable. Not vigorous enough to knock over a shampoo bottle. The main challenge is not getting your phone wet.

I awoke with a rare twinge in my groin so I searched Pornhub for some threesome ladyboy pegging and wrung out a Disconsolate Shower Tug

by Surlypat January 17, 2022

Shit-N-Shower

when It’s Evening after dinner and you need to take a crap but you also Have to shower. No toilet paper involved thank goodness! Once you crap just hop in the shower

No toilet paper? I’ll just Shit-N-Shower

by Dentor January 16, 2020

if she shower naked

She's a hoe

Ex1 class if she shower naked she must be a?
Class:She's a hoe

by Ack3rsontw33ts July 26, 2016