facebook remorse 

The fear and regret felt when you wake up to numerous notifications on the morning after a night of drunk facebooking.

I woke up to 56 facebook notifications and I don't remember posting anything...major facebook remorse.

facebook remorse by bethm March 1, 2012

Facebook dandy 

A Facebook dandy is a younger or young-ish gay male whose facebook profile picture shows him shirtless in the bathroom mirror; the picture usually shows the very camera which was used to take the picture. In addition to the profile picture, most of the other pictures on his Facebook page are shirtless ones of him, taken by himself or taken by others. The profile picture of the Facebook dandy is a good indication of what can be found in the rest of his profile: Truly atrocious taste in music, a fondness for inane TV shows and movies, and many FB friends with similar profile pictures.

"Darryl wants to be friends on facebook; but his profile pic makes him look like a total narcissistic douchebag. That, and the pictures of him at the pool, at the club, and at the beach. Darryl is clearly in good shape, but he's as shallow as a dinner plate. I'm not adding him as a friend, as I don't want to be bombarded with the predictable cascade of self-picture downloads and 'shares' every time there's a new Lady GaGa song. I don't want a Facebook dandy on my friends list."

Facebook dandy by Dabro October 25, 2012

Facebook Fantard

When you post a question on a celeb's Facebook fan page and actually expect them to reply.

Example of a Facebook Fantard:

Q: "Ooh, Kelly Slater, what kind of board do you prefer when you surf just for fun at Teahupoo and the waves are, like, 10'?

A:

Facebook Fantard by surf fantard December 10, 2012

facebook dead 

When a person hasn't accessed his facebook account for a long period of time and doesn't intend to do so for another long period of time, the person is said to be facebook dead.

If facebook death is caused to due the actual death of the person, you just call it 'Dead'.

Often people who have a vibrant social life outside the internet are the ones who are facebook dead.
It is an EXTREMELY rare condition.

Steve: Hey, why is John never online on facebook?
Rick: 'Cos he's facebook dead, man!
Steve: Ah, no, look, there he is!
Rick: NOOOOOO, run, he's a facebook zombie now!!!

facebook dead by hcranomtsaleht December 13, 2012

Facebook Member

A facebook member is a seriously egotistically demented individual. By vainly subjugating themselves into flauntingly show off their status quo of a life in a form made easy called facebook social media.

Example.. Facebook enables members to upload and show vast amounts of members meaningless personal information about their lives. Such as.. pet names, places they been, places they will go, or never will. They will display what their house looks like, where they live, what their birthday is, who their friends are and who isn't. Its almost mind numbing how many people freely and willing update themselves for big brother, corporate entity's, foreign governments, u.s. government, private interest groups, oh and can't forget about Hackers the ability to monitor and control their daily lives. There is currently 1 billion active facebook members world wide as of august 2012.. that's the power of personal information.

Facebook Member by T y l e r D u r d e n July 23, 2012

Facebook Cravings

When you have deactivated or deleted your Facebook account for a long period of time and still have the urge to create a new one/ activate your old one again so you can listen to others complain. This is common in Ex-Facebook whores. It is very close to Facebook Withdrawl in that you will sometimes not be able to function without thinking about liking or commenting someones status.

Boy 1: Dude, today makes a year of Facebook Sobriety
Boy 2: This requires a one-year facebook sobriety coin chip. Do you take Facebook cash?
Boy 1: Dude... Weak...

Boy 2:Haha Facebook Cravings.

Facebook Cravings by Dicktion Mastah August 5, 2012

Facebook Friend Massacre

When you go on a "defriending" rampage on Facebook, and delete hundreds of people, with or without a reason.

Johnny: "What did you do last night"
Charlize: I unfriended 500 people off Facebook last night"
Johnny: "Wow thats one hell of a Facebook Friend Massacre"
Charlize: "Yeah it really is a fuckton of people!"

Facebook Friend Massacre by dob293 January 1, 2013