ethan hensley

The best, lit, can draw and siege god

boi look at him ethan hensley the best

by YaBoiXD69 May 3, 2018

Ethan

Little dick lord

Did you see Ethan?
Yeah he got a little dick.... .smh

by BDFWM January 25, 2018

Ethan

A Awesome figure skating has lots of friends and is handsome

Ethan is the best at everything

by Scottie1616 January 31, 2018

ethan omohundro

a gamer who eats doritos and drinks soda. He is also very intelligent.

ethan omohundro , a gamer.

by fatunicorn2000101 February 15, 2018

Ethan

A teenage boy who hooks up with so many girls, but pretends each relationship is “The One” until he’s dumped. Doesn’t know how to recognize that every girl is totally using him for sex.

Cassie: Oh my gosh, I broke up with Ethan again! What a total rat!

by Ratatillie February 13, 2018

ethan costi

Ethan costi is a sexy fucker that loves a special girl that begains with A and ends with R he will spend the rest of his life with her

Ethan Costiis a sort

by The sexy man that knows everyt January 30, 2017

Ethan

Ethan’s are definitely the most unique and adventurous humans you will ever meet. In fact, they aren’t even human. They are a mermaid.

If your name is Ethan, the earth is bound to be your best friend and will protect you at all costs. Ethan’s are also super handsome and charming, and can pull any guy or gal.

Ethan’s Schlongs are also among the biggest of the land, but not as big as their mighty tridents.

If I were describe Ethan in three words, it would be Dauntless. Beautiful. And amazing.

Example 1: Last week I saw Ethan in the hallway and he gave me blue balls

Example 2: I did too! I accidentally moaned and wet my pants.

by Haikumom November 22, 2021