as happy as a clam

extremely happy.

She was as happy as a clam at high tide, basking in the sunshine after her successful presentation.

by Arminkshipper March 28, 2025

Clammed fanny

When you haven’t had sex with your Wife/girlfriend for some time, and it’s almost like her fanny has clammed over due to lack of use.

“Have you got a clammed fanny or something, it’s been like 4 weeks since we last had sex “

by Jimbo6679 April 27, 2023

Yodeling Clam

A Queef.

We had to stop our love making due to her yodeling clam.

by Maine52613 June 22, 2012

clam juice spritzer

When a woman squirts into her hand and claps making a fine mist.

I was juicing the clam and after she turned around and surprised me with a clam juice spritzer.

by Letdown450 April 07, 2022

Clam Bump

Another term for scissoring.

Hey babe, wanna clam bump?

by King Clam Bump July 21, 2013

Pickled clam

The female version of whiskey dick

After a long night of drinking at the bar she had a wicked of a pickled clam.

by wimpothy February 20, 2023

Meat clam

A very big floppy vagina

Man, your girlfriend has a meat clam!!

by Sascrotch69 April 05, 2019