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Clam chops

Clam = vagina, Chops = face
Clam chops = vagina face

Friendly insult toward your esteemed chaps
Sheila: Thanks for the top root ey cunt.
Bloke: Yeah you too clam chops.

See that ugly bird over there?

Who? you mean clam chops?
by nigeLpredator February 7, 2017
mugGet the Clam chopsmug.

Manhattan Clam Chowder

During period sex, pull out, tit-fuck your partner then ejaculate their own blood into their face. Using the blood on the shaft as lubricant is key.
I'm not kinky or anything, but I would let Burt Reynolds do the Manhattan Clam Chowder on my period.
by Stagnetti's Cock December 1, 2022
mugGet the Manhattan Clam Chowdermug.

Stomping my clam

Hating on your success in front of you
Joe found out I got a raise and started stomping my clam
mugGet the Stomping my clammug.

Clam Burglar

Clam Burglar:

(Cl-am Berg-ger-lar)

1. Noun: An aggressive lesbian

2. Verb: To grab a lady by the pussy

3. Noun: A thief who steals exclusively clams from a seafood market or Red Lobster
John Doe: “Hey. That’s definitely a Clam Burglar over there in the Peanutbutter Hair Cut and hairy armpits.

Jim Doe: “Nah homes…. That’s Crystal…She just likes to weed eight times a day….”
by C.S.H. March 13, 2022
mugGet the Clam Burglarmug.

clam job

My baby just got a sugar Brazilian wax. She’s going to be getting. Lot of clam jobs
by Flyboy97222 June 8, 2020
mugGet the clam jobmug.

Clam rigger

noun. A Surgeon specialising in Gynoplasty, in particular the trimming of labia.
The woman was suffering from severe chafing until a Clam rigger performed a labiaplasty.
by Euphejism August 12, 2020
mugGet the Clam riggermug.

clammy clam

A condition where the vagina becomes too hot for a long period of time, resulting in a moist vagina.
"How was work, Jenna?" "It was hot today, I've got a clammy clam."
by Themaninorangesauce November 18, 2015
mugGet the clammy clammug.

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