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Ohio oil change

The act of feeding a paralyzed woman a mixture of Taco Bell, Coffee, and laxatives, then removing her from her wheel chair and suspending her above a man. Her butt plug is then removed and the excrement is used as lube. The man finishes into a cup of coffee, the woman drinks it, and the plug is reinserted thereby completing the oil change
Guy 1: Did you seriously give her an Ohio oil change last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, the smell and cleanup were horrendous.
by FunkyTrunk March 18, 2024
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Oklahoma Oil Change

Removing a woman's tampon, sucking it clean and sticking it back in.
*In a very southern accent* "An Oklahoma Oil Change is when you take a woman's tampon wrap the string around your finger two times, rip it out, put that bad boy in your mouth, suck it clean and put it back in."
by BigPupper69 November 20, 2024
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Austin Oil Change

when your male partner swirls their fingers around in your anus until a thick brown sludge continuously pours out
He's never been able to shit right after jimmy gave him that Austin oil change!
by blissful ignorance January 14, 2025
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the money change

"the money change" is a code of honor which dictates that once the outcome of a wager between parties has been determined the losing party must pay the wager as soon as possible and such payment should be in a public way thus demonstrating appropriate humility.
That was a great game but now its time for " the money change!"
by P Daigle January 21, 2025
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the money change

"the money change" is a code of honor which dictates that once the outcome of a wager between parties has been determined the losing party must pay the wager as soon as possible and such payment should be in a public way thus demonstrating appropriate humility
You gave it a good effort out there but now it's time for the money change!
by P Daigle January 22, 2025
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Chinese lane change

When a driver turns on their blinker in one direction, then immediately changes lanes in the opposite direction.
I had to slam on the brakes because the car in front of me pulled a Chinese lane change.
by philfodih February 8, 2026
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Swedish oil change

This girl gave me a Swedish oil change last night. Was she blonde? No, she was Italian.
by Alfroed February 13, 2026
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