by cool dude RI Ree December 13, 2021

A really cute couple they might not text alot but they love each other to bits and pieces!😙 if your not a branon and chantel the go ne like me and him!😂
by Instagram.name.is chantel_cz July 18, 2017

Brandon (noun) is a medical term that describes severe bloody stool constipation terminating at the entrance of the rectum. Nursing care involves disimpaction using one's fist and using portable suction to break apart the stool.
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by Destroyer_M November 23, 2021

One of the most fucked up people you could ever meet. He doesn't know how to drive you might die if you ever get drug into riding with him
by Jalapeño24 June 27, 2017

by brandonsocalrealtor November 23, 2021

by that guy man pal February 10, 2022

verb
1.
To rip someone off.
"Gave the guy a deal but he was just Brandoning me on eBay."
Similar:
deceptive
untrustworthy
unreliable
unstable
insecure
noun
1.
A very negative person
"I gave a million dollars to charity but that Brandon made me feel bad."
Similar:
cynical
negativism
detrimental
pessimistic
contradictory
nullifying
disavowal
abrogating
1.
INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN
synonym for a loser
2.
INFORMAL•BRITISH
A cunt
"Brandon is a real cunt."
1.
To rip someone off.
"Gave the guy a deal but he was just Brandoning me on eBay."
Similar:
deceptive
untrustworthy
unreliable
unstable
insecure
noun
1.
A very negative person
"I gave a million dollars to charity but that Brandon made me feel bad."
Similar:
cynical
negativism
detrimental
pessimistic
contradictory
nullifying
disavowal
abrogating
1.
INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN
synonym for a loser
2.
INFORMAL•BRITISH
A cunt
"Brandon is a real cunt."
by Tim Hortons2424525 January 20, 2022
