massive boner

it is when people can't spell.
it is when you get horny as hell and your penis goes upwards

god i have a massive boner.
i love massive boners

massive boner by mr big black dickbutt:D June 1, 2016

Napoleon Boner Party

A boyhood ritual where two (or more) young men gather around a pornographic or sexually explicit object (usually a magazine of some kind) and begin to masturbate. The first participant to ejaculate is the winner, and gets to keep the object of affection until the next Napoleon boner party.

Todd blew his load in like five seconds at the Napoleon boner party, but it wasn't fair because he isn't circumcised.

Napoleon Boner Party by kitchenspazz April 26, 2017

garlic boner 

A boner that arises from the vasodilatory effects of eating too much garlic.

John: Adam! How much garlic did you put on this garlic bread?! I think I’ve got a garlic boner!
Adam: Hahahaha!! Let me see!!

garlic boner by Fagam’s hero January 25, 2018

weeping boner 

when a guy wakes up in the morning and has to take a piss with a boner

bro the other morning had to deal with a raging "weeping boner"

weeping boner by Nrayly December 29, 2019

Zombie Boner 

When a male ejaculates during sexual intercourse and then retains an erection and continues to have intercourse.

Last night was incredible. I totally fucked Melissa with a zombie boner.

Zombie Boner by Kurupt88 October 17, 2010

buffet boner 

An erection produced by sexual arousal due to thoughts about dining at an all-you-can-eat restaurant.

"Whenever I think about going to that all-you-can-eat place, I get a buffet boner."

buffet boner by yes juanito yes June 13, 2014

panic boner 

Panic Boner is when you get so scared you get a huge boner

Chris Hawrdwick loves panic boners.

panic boner by babylove22 March 29, 2015