beasties

Animal equivalent of best friends (a.k.a. - "Besties"), in common millennial parlance.

The two fur babies weren't exactly fast friends, but now their inseparable beasties.

by TheEnon October 6, 2016

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bedtimate

When a guy has came more times in his bed than in a human being it has the capacity to repopulate an entire city.

I've been getting really bedtimate lately, do I need a girlfriend?

by biggycheezerz December 5, 2016

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Basting

When your boyfriend cums in your ass, sucks it back out with a Turkey Baster,and proceeds to then squirt it over your body.

"Last night Jason gave me a thorough basting."

by JP Clifford March 3, 2017

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A type of guy that sits on your lap when you need space. He especially stands shoulder to shoulder with you. This guy will do whatever he can to be as close as possible to you. Eating lunch? There he is looking up at you from under the table. Talking to your best bud? There he is, shoulder to shoulder with you, his breathe on your neck. Taking a shower? Yes, he's there when that happens, too. Whether Bastiam is gay or not, he is always there, very very close. So if you know a man who suits this meaning. Run. But then he'll follow you where ever you go, anyway.

Random gurl: Do you see that guy being VERY close to Sasha?
Random gal: MUST be a Bastiam.

by Hilly Lilly April 1, 2017

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