August

National Gault member Day! If you are a member of the Gault ,today is your day to be gay!

It makes sense he’s acting like this sense today is August 3
He’s so gay , today , it’s gotta be August 4

by Cracker_#1 August 1, 2019

August

Most likely a non binary fella. They have amazing hair and a very gender nose. They’re either super spontaneous or horrendously shy there’s no in between. And they’re probably in love with one of their bestfriends.

“Hey did you see August today?”

“Yeah their hair looked so hot and they got all the bitches”

by augsmented November 23, 2021

13 August

The most unlucky person in the world

A : When were you born?
B : 13 August
A : Ahh that's gonna be the date you die

by WaWAWorld April 10, 2022

August

If your born in this month your dad failed no nut November.

Random: hey weren’t you born in august?
Someone: ya why?
Random: your parents failed no nut November.

by CLCLOVER November 10, 2021

August 22

National sneak out day

On august 22 you get to sneak out and your parents can’t get mad

by 4kdez2 July 4, 2022

August Neifert

A term referring to a homosexual or a 'queer' that will not come out of the closet.

Wow, Clay Aiken was an August Neifert for so long.

by Derek W. Copping February 9, 2009

August 9th

National appreciate bae day!❤️ Appreciate your bae nd let them know how much they mean to you!💯

August 9th is national appreciate bae day so I’m gonna post my gf nd get her Starbucks!

by Titties765 August 9, 2022