A child turned to Maddisson. The excitement on their face comparable to her typical stance of life: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?
Maddisson was calmer than usual. The sentence was nothing new to her. Her answer became clear after few asks: a woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood.
Maddisson was calmer than usual. The sentence was nothing new to her. Her answer became clear after few asks: a woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood.
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Get the A woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood mug.The act of crying while masturbating when having online sex with a minor. Named after adult film “Chuckula’s Sexual Tears” starring infamous white supremacist pedophile Chuck Stegall.
I went downstairs and saw my roommate chucking the stegall in the living room. I immediately called the cops and he was promptly arrested for possession of CP on his laptop. I imagine he cries bigger tears in prison.
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Get the Chucking The Stegall mug.Getting arrested. When the men in blue put you in cuffs. What's black and blue and red all over? You me, and the cops, too. It is often used as a threat. Often specifically racist, or geared towards protestors, or people who know too much.
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Get the Chuck Canzoneri mug.This day lands on June 15 ,and it is a day where you get to chuck your grandma down a flight of stairs to your hearts content.
Person 1: Hey grandma... You know what day it is.
Grandma: No sweetie I don't know what day it is
Person 1: Follow me up these stairs, and stand at the top with me and don't move
Grandma: Okay
Person 1: <Chucks grandma>
that's national chuck your grandma down the stairs day
Grandma: No sweetie I don't know what day it is
Person 1: Follow me up these stairs, and stand at the top with me and don't move
Grandma: Okay
Person 1: <Chucks grandma>
that's national chuck your grandma down the stairs day
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Get the National chuck your grandma down the stairs day mug.A phrase from Australian slang. Used when someone has called off work, claiming to be sick, when they are in fact fine and just don’t want to go into work for any reason
Ethan: Oi, Dave, you wanker, I thought you had work today? What’re you doing in the bar?
Dave: Yeah nah, I’m chucking a sickie.
Dave: Yeah nah, I’m chucking a sickie.
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