The gayest bitch you can find who cant find a barber even living in the middle of LA. Loves to talk about how much dick he gets. Fucks dogs at the pound and eats cats with his Asian neighbor.
by honey I fucked the kids May 13, 2019
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Alex hiben is always desperate for attension and nicotine. This causes him to have depression often.
Alex hiben is always desperate for attension and nicotine. This causes him to have depression often.
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Get the alex burnett mug.A young Caucasian male who is not funny in any way shape or form. Spends all his time with females and says he can “pull” but gets friendzoned everytime.
girl : Alex you are like a brother to me
Alex: 😎
Fucking rad kid named Jacob: you are gay for hanging out with chicks that have no interest in dating you
Alex the fag : you’re just mad you can’t pull 😎
God: fucking dumbass Alex pull means to “get the girl get them to suck your balls not get them to make bake cookies with you 😂.
Alex *commits not living*
Jacob: lol xd
Alex: what is the meaning of this 😩 I thought I was pulling them 😰
God: stoopid
The whole fucking universe after Alex ingalls dies: *world hunger ends* *crime around the earth stops* *all war ends* *all scooter kids get shot**everyone starts skating** eternal life*
Alex: 😎
Fucking rad kid named Jacob: you are gay for hanging out with chicks that have no interest in dating you
Alex the fag : you’re just mad you can’t pull 😎
God: fucking dumbass Alex pull means to “get the girl get them to suck your balls not get them to make bake cookies with you 😂.
Alex *commits not living*
Jacob: lol xd
Alex: what is the meaning of this 😩 I thought I was pulling them 😰
God: stoopid
The whole fucking universe after Alex ingalls dies: *world hunger ends* *crime around the earth stops* *all war ends* *all scooter kids get shot**everyone starts skating** eternal life*
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