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Jacksonville, Alabama

A small town in Calhoun County, Alabama. The town is mostly made up of Jacksonville State University, which is mostly unremarkable except for it's internationally known marching band, The Marching Southerners.
Guy 1: Have you heard of Jacksonville, Alabama?
Guy 2: Isn't that the town with the college with the really great marching band?
Guy 1: Whoop Troy.
by TheRealSTL June 24, 2014
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Alabama Crab Bucket

When, in an effort to remove genital lice, one or both parties shave their pubes into a sink, bucket, or other vessel, then light the contents on fire and use bodily fluids to put out the fire.
Bro, she wouldn't get with me last night until I performed an Alabama Crab Bucket. She wanted to see for herself to make sure everything was cool down there.
by Curtis Claymore May 20, 2025
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Alabama Hot Cock

Any kind of fucking done by someone who had a turd transplanted where his cock used to be.
Newly transplanted dude : Medical science is amazing! From now on all sex is Alabama Hot Cock for me!
by AlabamaBaby February 20, 2021
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alabama anal

i just gave my sister some alabama anal
by ibeatmymeatwannatry March 10, 2019
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Alabama Double

A sportsman's double but the mother and daughter are your mother and grandmother
Cletus: hey man, I totally got with a milf and gilf at the same time last night!
Jethro: dude, that’s your mom and grandma
Cletus: I know, it was an Alabama Double!
by Captain Hammerpenis December 2, 2018
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Alabama ass slide

When your Miata buddy pours a semi warm beer down his ass crack and you drink it
Austin got out of his miata and did an Alabama ass slide with his buddy.
by vipeylover May 1, 2023
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alabama hot shot

The act of boofing a shot of methamphetamines, then diarrhea shitting it back into a spoon. Have your friend then heat it til quick boil, drop in a cotton filter, draw it up and bang that bad boy til they are enjoying that amazing uforic rush
I asked Tiffany if she wanted to enjoy a Alabama hot shot together
by Sam-I-am-nasty August 20, 2022
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