alabama log flume

When you dirreah onto someone’s back and proceoto take a shit onto the waterfall and the shit flows down her back.
Hoe: Wanna try something new? TeHe ;)
Weird ass dude: How about an Alabama log flume?
Hoe: What’s that?
Weird ass dude: Magic!
Hoe: Let’s do it!
by TooMuchTime6969696969 October 25, 2018
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Alabama snow plow

When you’re balls deep in your cousin, you shove your face into a mountain of cocaine, lick your thumb, scream “SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND” and jam a boofer right in your own asshole
So, I was smashing my cousin Shelly, and I hit myself with the Alabama snow plow. A little razzle dazzle for the camera.
by The great BK January 12, 2025
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Alabama snow plow

When a man ( genetically male ) chops a line of coke up nice along his erect penis and then penetrates it deeply into his cousins ( genetically male or female) ass.
Hey der Jimbob you know last night I did done give an Alabama snow plow to Becky, didn't wanna git her pregnant again.
by Victim Avenger January 14, 2025
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Alabama Snow Plow

When you fuck your cousin from behind well also holding her up like a wheelbarrow and pushing her around.
I gave my cousin Jenny Alabama Snow Plow last night.
by FiftyFred January 13, 2025
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Alabama Snow Plow

When 3 or more relatives have group sex, then unload on there cousin.
We ran an Alabama Snow Plow on Jenny last night.
by FiftyFred January 13, 2025
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Alabama snowplow

The act of using fried KFC chicken drum sticks to plow mashed potatos n gravy stuffing your ass full by your uncle
Bro uncle Rick gave me the alabama snowplow last night gravy is still leaking out of me
by Itsmeithink January 12, 2025
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Alabama Vicegrips

When you and your sister are fuckin in the garage and she decides to take a giant hit off of a vape and blow the cloud through your dick hole, like when you were a little kid in the second grade at lunchtime and you would blow through your straw and Into your chocolate milk to make a bunch of bubbles, it's kinda like that.
yo babe, those Alabama Vicegrips last night really hurt, I think I need to go to the doctor
by Lou Sassoul December 17, 2019
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