Joe Jonas

The most amazing, funny, talented man to ever walk the earth.

Most teenage girls want to rape him in his sleep, but I don't roll like that.

Has a nice booty and can do the splits better than most gymnasts.

Did you see Pricilla Presley's death split on Dancing With The Stars? She TOTALLY pulled a Joe Jonas.

by hotDANG! ItstheJB. May 2, 2008

joe sixpack

the dumb, alcoholic,and undecuated majority of people that live in alaska along with the methheads and polarbears.
some urban legends say that they live far past alaska and a far as maine. sarah palin is a jill sixpack and a maverick.

sarah palin- im standing for all the joe sixpacks and hockey moms (lie)

joe biden- wow you really are as dumb as they say.

by DaNiMaL!!! January 17, 2009

joe jonas

the hottest nut hugger alive
End of story

Joe Jonas's cock is much bigger than yours.

by JSDLKFJLKJDSFLK May 19, 2008

Joe Stanley

Noun - A person who cannot drive worth a shit, and has the voice resmbling that of a chipmunk. This person usually uses very gay hand motions/gestures. Also a dick which does not exceed the length of about 2 millimeters.
Adjective - A voice which resembles that of a chipmunk.

Noun - "Hey check out that kid!!" "Wow, he must have one small stanley."
Adjective - "Shit son, that kids voice sounds so stanley, i mean seriously he wouldnt know what puberty was if it came up and punched him in the face."

by Big Gay Joe March 16, 2005

billie joe

A very very lush man who lives under my shed.

Where's Billie Joe?

by SaRah February 5, 2003

Joe Paterno

Dead.

Joe Paterno lacks life.

by SackofSasquatch February 14, 2012

sleepy joe

some people use it as an insult to that political guy but the phrase is actually is referring to the fact that joe mama is sleepy from me doing her all night

you wouldn't believe how sleepy Joe mama is after her and I stayed up all night fucking

by Ur mom's shrek hentai November 5, 2020