by Dr. Foo November 22, 2011

noun, derogatory;
an overweight, boisterous man typically of Italian-American descent, or who attempts to imitate certain aspects of Italian-American "wise guy" culture. So called due to the fact that the size of his obese belly will often cause a necktie to appear too short to reach all the way to his belt line when he is wearing a business suit.
an overweight, boisterous man typically of Italian-American descent, or who attempts to imitate certain aspects of Italian-American "wise guy" culture. So called due to the fact that the size of his obese belly will often cause a necktie to appear too short to reach all the way to his belt line when he is wearing a business suit.
"That table full of guidos looks like they could eat an entire tray of lasagna each, and they punctuate every sentence with 'AYY!' and 'OHH!'"
"Sounds like we've got a bunch of short ties on our hands!"
"Sounds like we've got a bunch of short ties on our hands!"
by mm_16 January 7, 2024

People who suffer from Short Cock Syndrome suffer from an insanely short cock and barely have rizz. This is mainly found in 79.368% of men and mainly found in Asian people and barely found in Black people. If you suffer from Short Cock Syndrome you have lower self-esteem and may suffer from having less game.
by Candis November 16, 2022

If it's to the shoulder from almost ear to ear, but a 1 guard on the sides then it's a Martin City Short-Long... Party in the middle, ain't got time fo'yo'shit on the sides!
by IN THE FACE! November 9, 2021

by Drezeiz February 24, 2025

Some Guy: "So uh, Frank called me on my birthday; then he asked me if he could borrow some money."
Demetri: "Pfft, Frank... That guys a real short sleeved magician."
Demetri: "Pfft, Frank... That guys a real short sleeved magician."
by frggr March 2, 2010
