Shoe Candy

What my dog leaves for me to step into when I mow the lawn.

What you never want to step in while getting out of the taxi; or anywhere else -- especially when late for a job interview.

I was deploying my umbrella, getting off the bus this morning and landed in the freshest pile of shoe candy!

by The Reptiles and I May 18, 2023

Candy corn

When your teeth are so messed up, and you cuss, and the teeth come flying out your mouth

I was talking to this crackhead on the street the other day and candy corn was flying out his mouth

by MFCD May 20, 2023

candy shark

most slayful candy boom sis shark in the universe (candy shark community members only)

CS4L

hey candy shark, shall we go to the muffin truck?

by Candy Shark Merry Perry May 22, 2023

Candy van

When someone arrives infront of your house in a white van and they give you free candy! I’m currently in the back of a van right now and I’m tied up and naked for some reason, but at least I get a Kit Kat bar!

Let’s go get in the candy van!
Last time I did that they tickled my butt, so no thanks.

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

Halloween candy

Something you can get if you go into the pedophiles basement on the amazing holiday we call hallo motherfuckin ween!

Want some Halloween candy? Your cute, you should take off your shirt!

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

Candy’s Can

A place to use the bathroom, a portable toilet served through various companies, one of the porta potty companies.

I need to use the candy’s can.

by Juneberry You June 20, 2023

Bottle Caps Candy

Sweet tablet candies made to look like metal soda bottle caps in grape, cola, orange, root beer, and cherry flavors. Bottle Caps candy was originally introduced by Breaker Confections in 1972.1 They are currently sold by the Ferrara Candy Company.

individual Bottle Caps candy was made much smaller. The underside was flattened, and no longer resembles the underside of a bottle cap.

by SPrice1980 January 16, 2023