Cum-humbler

Verb- When you are receiving fellatio and right before ejaculation, the person sucking shoves two fingers in your ass while folding your legs up over your head and making you cum in your own face.

That slippery bitch had me folded over giving me a cum-humbler before I even knew what was happening.

Past tense- I almost lost an eye when that ungrateful snatch cum-humbled me.

by Mabel Scartooney December 5, 2018

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Calculator Cum

When you find your calculator so hot that you cum all over it and the semen seeps into the buttons of your calculator making it hard to press the buttons

Friend: Why is your calculator buttons not working
Me: Its the case of Calculator Cum

by HentaiEnthusiast March 6, 2023

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cum nugget

a child who is born via a nugget inserted into the female genitalia that has been came on by a male lover. though rare there have been recordings of such acts

yo did you know that Tyler is a cum nugget?

by BustyBaconBoi December 28, 2020

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Cum Art

The Art of painting a beautiful portrait on someones body, with jizz.

Did you see the Cum Art that looks like a smile face, on that girls back?

by sketchywhale April 21, 2009

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Pre-cum refers to a viscous liquid that oozes from the opening at the tip of a man's penis when he is sexually aroused. It is a clear, generally odorless and tasteless liquid that is released by the Cowper's glands. When a man is HIV-positive, pre-cum sometimes has the virus in it. Sometimes spelled precum.

When my brother looks at porno he gets hard and starts leaking so much pre-cum he makes a big wet spot in his pants.

by the other theo June 28, 2004

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