11 and a half inches

A really big dong.

Emma’s day dong is 11 and a half inches.

by EmsyXx October 10, 2020

9/11

The best holiday

guy 1: man I really love halloween, whats your favorite holiday?"
guy 2: 9/11
guy 1: what the fuck is wrong with you

by fuckingbigballs3000 January 29, 2023

7-11

when they say gas station sushi, they really just mean 7-11 sushi. 7-11 is a home to any indian man that exists, it is known to have rather crappy food and even worst sushi.

"Hello welcome to my teben eleben."
"I ate that sushi from 7-11 and now i have uncontrollable orgasm syndrome"

by PENIS 2: THE COCK STRIKES BACK November 29, 2022

December 11

December 11 The Most Loyal And Sweetest And Kindest People Were Born On That Day

Ur Lucky To Be Born On December 11

by BigThickBitch August 6, 2021

9/11 holiday

what a specials yearly event,

i wish we would do it again

imagine if it happened again

can't wait

i can't wait to celebrate 9/11 holiday month

by Bluefordcansoloall May 1, 2023

March 11

national text ur casi algo or ex day go get ur soulmate back neow!!!!

"it's March 11 I miss you come back home!"

by miniononapinktutu March 11, 2025

December 11

National use your best/worst pick up lines day!!
Make sure to use any pick up lines on either your crush bf/gf or bsf

Person one: Remember to use your pick up lines today it's December 11!
Person 2: Ok! How's this one
Person 2: I know I don't do homework alot but if you were my homework I'd do you all the time
Person one: *wheezes* perfect

by yessir456 December 10, 2019