i shitted in my pants

help

i shitted in my pants

by 7568ino January 14, 2024

sack a shit

a real disingenuous person
one exhibits disappointing human behavior

He is a real sack a shit

by sengseal July 20, 2017

bugs n shit

so when you got bugs in yo shit

mannnnnnnn dammmmmmmmmm bugs n shit up myyy asssssssss AMEN

by rinnaasmr simp n shit December 3, 2020

Shit mood

Shit mood is when you wake up in a shit mood and go to bed with the same shit mood continuously.

See Connor over there hes always in a shit mood

by Scooba_Man_Steve November 7, 2019

double shit

When you have to take another shit in the same bathroom break.

Person 1: What were you doing in there?
Person 2: I had a double shit.

Person 3: Damn

by cloudyysaturnn October 19, 2021

Trump-shit crazy

What you need to exhibit when you need to portray an image scarier than a rabid, urinating, maskless bat from Wuhan singing in the choir, an image to rival that of the shit arranged for your consideration , you need ONLY be "Trump-shit crazy", a SOLID 11 dialled up on the crazy knob.

If a husband "pokes the bear" to make a point to his jealous wife, he had better peg his dial at 11, "Trump-shit crazy" if he expects to even be noticed as being "upset".

by You rReal Name July 2, 2020

Shit Stump

The act of trying to flatulate out out gas from your rectum, but is blocked by a small piece of feces that was pushed through the bowels by gas, usually needing to get the blockage clears by going to the restroom.

"Man, I really have to fart, but every time I try, I feel like it's blocked by a shit stump, And I feel like I have to shit."

by Kyzore November 20, 2019