Your Phone Is Gooning

when you phon so fucked up with virus its even showing porn vids overlay on the screen on full volume + u cant turn it off along with the fact that your phone is steaming.

person 1:ayo bro we gon game?

person 2:yeah let me grab the phone- WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE FUCK?!?!?

person 1:... HOW ARE YOU SO AIRHEADED TO SEARCH minecraft free 2019 no virus easy ON GOOGLE?!?!

person 2:I DONT KNO-
person 1:your phone is gooning nah id dip
person 2:BRUH

by Lil_Drakenfyr December 23, 2025

Your God is those things

Like, the things that you listed there... God is all of those thing explicitly.

Hym "Right but your God is those things you listed... Like... Explicitly."

by Hym Iam December 28, 2025

Go to your room house

A house (typically a modern and excessively showy fake mansion) that is unnecessarily split up into two or more separate smaller buildings

The most famous and most annoying go to your room house can be found immediately on your right after getting of the Chappaquiddick Ferry

by o23gfh January 5, 2026

National Buy Your BF a zip January 5

Today is officially National Buy Your Boyfriend a Zip Day 💨
No arguments. No debates.
If you love him, you know what to do.

Girl today National Buy Your BF a zip January 5

by wizzykhalifa January 5, 2026

National get super drunk with your friends day

Get hammered
Every january 9

“Bro its national get super drunk with your friends day”

by Kwhome5 January 9, 2026

National Crack Your Ex Day

January 10th is National Crack Your Ex Day. Run it back with your ex!! please!!

This weekend is National Crack Your Ex Day, I hope we can pull through!

by super1235667 January 9, 2026

Your kids

If you cared about your kids I have the money by now.

Hym "Your kids don't justify anything and that is not why you a doing this. You need to stop deluding yourselves. Was Suchir Balaji not even blood for you? It's gotta be somebody's kid?"

by Hym Iam January 17, 2025