Skip to main content

that really censors my hentai

It’s basically the same as “grinds my gears” or “salts my apples” but its mainly used amongst weebs and social rejects.
“Stelle ate my kids again! That really censors my hentai.”
by reallyintenseorgasm February 21, 2023
mugGet the that really censors my hentai mug.

Suck my dick

A way of sayingfuck off” but funnier
-“You look like a potato in that picture” “suck my dick
mugGet the Suck my dick mug.

national wasted my time day

Oct. 12th is the day to post people who wasted your time!
girl: hey it's national wasted my time day!

boy: oh let me go post my ex girlfriend!
by kankei October 11, 2022
mugGet the national wasted my time day mug.

I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy

It’s not that I don’t give a shit about your problems... it’s just that my dick... it’s too small! I try to care but just before I get there my little pee pee just doesn’t reach!
Hym “See... I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy decided to talk shit about a guy who (literally) WROTE A SHIT-TALKING BIBLE OF WHICH I AM THE LITERAL SHIT TALKING GOD. So, here we go! He wishes his daughter was never born but his youngest child WASN’T born because the girl he was dating got an abortion. Now that generally causes a lot of couples to break up, and they did break up, but that isn’t why they broke up! No. It was just that after the ABORTION she just.... well.... got real distant and... you know.... I don’t know... But it wasn’t the fact the she didn’t want to be with him long term so desperately that she was willing to KILL AN ACTUAL CHILD so that she wouldn’t have to be with him. It couldn’t be that he’s worthless and will never accomplish anything (and she could tell that by sleeping with him). It also couldn’t be that the only thing good about him can be measured in inches. And even that wasn’t enough to stop his baby mama from wanting other dicks.
by Hym Iam November 3, 2022
mugGet the I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy mug.

in my bag

IN MY BAG is a phrase that originated in Philly that means a person is on task. You may hear a person in Philly say HE / SHE IS IN THEIR BAG.
I’m not even going to hold you … I was definitely in my bag last night; drawin’
by Uptown Black February 3, 2024
mugGet the in my bag mug.

My Ball

A slang term used to refer to someone you’re interested in romantically or claim as yours. Commonly used in casual conversation to check where someone stands or express interest.

The term was created and popularized by YouTuber, rapper, and streamer DDG, who often uses it when talking to or about women he's vibing with.
"You my ball?" – A way of asking "Are you mine?" or looking for confirmation that the girl is feelin’ you.
Example: “You my ball or what? I been tryna see where we stand.”

"Who ball is you?" – A question for the girl, asking who she’s talking to or involved with at the moment.
Example: “You out here lookin' good—who ball is you?”

"Ain’t that my ball?" – Used when you see the girl you mess with talking to someone else or walking by without acknowledging you.
Example: “Ain’t that my ball? She acting like she don’t know me now?”
by T3bxgo May 31, 2025
mugGet the My Ball mug.

Pulling my Udder

For when someone is messing with you/annoying you
Cmon dude you’re really pulling my udder
by GiocoGiacobbe October 24, 2020
mugGet the Pulling my Udder mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email