get wifi anywhere you go

a scam ad which appeared on vine. you went to a website which looks like ios 7 or something wtf then it takes you to a verification site which is where the scam really starts…
it became popular in 21st century humour due to the absurdity of the ad and the literal worst android quality shit i’ve ever seen in my life

sister: will this website give me free wifi?
brother: eh lemmie see
phone: get wifi anywhere you go! HOLD UP ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
brother: na, stay away from that scam.

by dight May 4, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.>Talk TO Me All YOu Want<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Talk TO Me All YOu Want<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Talk TO Me All YOu Want<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 29, 2025

You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here

You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here is a long word, often used when someone has typed so much that they deserve to be where they are currently located. There are many ways You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here can be used, such in text, writing, and that is just about the most common forms You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here is used.

Guy 1: This is a long sentence I am writing to you right now Guy 2, you might as well respect me.
Guy 2: You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here
Guy 3: Nice.

by hehehehahahafunny November 25, 2020

<.7.9.7.6.>When You, As individuals, Involve Yourself, In My Life, I Kill You<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>When You, As individuals, Involve Yourself, In My Life, I Kill You<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>When You, As individuals, Involve Yourself, In My Life, I Kill You<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 May 22, 2025

medicine you digest so well lately

an anti-social habit one has recently acquired.

mother: stop interrupting. I don't like that medicine you digest so well lately. And Joseph, also please improve your vocabulary. I didn't raise you to be such a rotten apple

Joseph: go scratch yourself

by Sexydimma May 27, 2015

Would You Dine?

What you ask when you see a girl with a fine ass. Referring to eating her out.

Tyler: "Yo, check her out. 12 o' clock. Would you dine?
Stevie: "Hell yeah bro"

by chickenfuckereuduhsj March 30, 2015

Perf... like you

Basically anyone with the name Jeff, and especially those with the last name Carl, fall into this category. When you hear this phrase you can expect the person being referenced to have at least a 10 inch penis, and 16 pack abs. They will look at you once with their piercing blue eyes and you will immediately drop dead of a heart attack from an overflow of adrenaline. But it’s worth dying in this way because your body also will crystallize into diamonds so your family will be set for life.

Bro 1: Perf... like you
Bro 2: Thanks bro.
Bro 1: nah dude I wasn’t talking to you, I was just announcing the arrival of Jeff.
Bro 2: oh holy fuck. There he is. Wow. What a magnificent specimen.
Bro 1: yeah be sure not to look him directly in the eye, unless you’re trying to die.

Bro 2: well it’d be a worth death.

Bro 1: yeah you’re right. My fault. I’m an idiot and I will now catch his gaze.

by Dobe Johnt June 25, 2020