A male reproductive organ that looks like a dick with a vagina at the end of it. While very rarely do people contract the "vaginal dick" naturally, sometimes it is necessary for medical situations when the person needs to have really kinky sex stories to convince his/her doctor to cure his/her std's because their poor as fuck and can't hold down a job at McDonald's because they don't serve crab.
Doctor: "I'm sorry George! You're just too broke-ass to pay for this aids removal surgery!"
George: "Well, last night I whipped out my vaginal dick and fucked 3 dudes and 7 chicks because I could!"
Doctor: "Well shit! In that case, here's your $10 aids-removal kit!"
George: "Well, last night I whipped out my vaginal dick and fucked 3 dudes and 7 chicks because I could!"
Doctor: "Well shit! In that case, here's your $10 aids-removal kit!"
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"Thanks officer Big Dick I will watch my head getting out of the vehicle as well!"
"Appreciate the help with setting off that hospitals fire sprinkler system Big Dick, but I think I got it from here. Go sit in the truck."
"Oh I'm 37 seconds late back from lunch? Good looking out Mr. Branch Manager Big Dick, you can go back in the office and bullshit on the phone now while I move these pallets of pig iron into the smelter. Good looking out though!"
"Hey Big Dick thanks for telling my partner about that thing in Vegas you talked me into fifteen years ago leaving off the fifteen year ago part, and so sweet of you to sending the gift basket to their parents house instead of ours."
"Big Dick pick up your teeth and GTFO, better keep at the strip mall douche dojo to come in here talking crazy."
"Yeah that sounds great Big Dick! Ask the whole table! We love whiskey-ed up floppy micro Big Dicks that somehow simultaneously destroy peoples lives, sanity AND pass syphilis mustard ooze to people when they are vulnerable!"
"Appreciate the help with setting off that hospitals fire sprinkler system Big Dick, but I think I got it from here. Go sit in the truck."
"Oh I'm 37 seconds late back from lunch? Good looking out Mr. Branch Manager Big Dick, you can go back in the office and bullshit on the phone now while I move these pallets of pig iron into the smelter. Good looking out though!"
"Hey Big Dick thanks for telling my partner about that thing in Vegas you talked me into fifteen years ago leaving off the fifteen year ago part, and so sweet of you to sending the gift basket to their parents house instead of ours."
"Big Dick pick up your teeth and GTFO, better keep at the strip mall douche dojo to come in here talking crazy."
"Yeah that sounds great Big Dick! Ask the whole table! We love whiskey-ed up floppy micro Big Dicks that somehow simultaneously destroy peoples lives, sanity AND pass syphilis mustard ooze to people when they are vulnerable!"
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