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Ho-Ho-Kus Public School

A primarily white school in the heart of Bergen County in Ho-Ho-Kus, NJ. Unless you’re too snobby for a public school or get bullied, everyone that lives in HHK goes here from Kindergarten-8th grade. Girls here are decked out in ivivva leggings and headbands that their mommy bought for them and all the boys wear the infamous nike basketball shorts everyday( even in the winter even though it’s against the dress code). If you hate playing basketball or Foursquare, good luck having fun/socializing at recess. You spend the early years of your life navigating through the school trying to find your way to art class while hoping your teacher will take you through the middle school hallway as a treat for being silent when walking. The grades are small, so chances are you have been “best friends forever” with at least 45 kids in the grade by the time you reach eighth grade. It is one of the best public schools, yet barley anyone that attends is insanely good at math. Also, the dress code makes every girl that attends have a mental breakdown every morning before school because none of their new shirts from American Eagle covered their butts when they wore leggings. Although the teachers are very questionable and the school lunches are way too overpriced for three chicken fingers, you wouldn’t trade going there for anything.
Dude 1: yea I went to Ho-Ho-Kus Public School growing up

Dude 2: no way that’s so lit man
by Htown1083 May 20, 2019
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Grey High School

One of the gayest schools in South Africa. Located in the city Port Elizabeth. Home to legendary goat Mr VK and Mr G. These two honestly make the school worth going to. If it wasnt for them, it would be complete chaos. Said to be one of the best rugby schools in South Africa but thats bullshit. Atleast they are the real Grey unlike Gay Bloem with their 30% average for academics.
You see that gay guy over their, he went to Grey High School he was most likely in Mr VK's class.
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New Oxford High School

Warning you to NOT go to this school and let me explain why right quick. If you’re a parent reading this DO NOT SEND YOUR CHILD HERE. DO. NOT.
They do NOT care about mental health in the slightest and only actively offer mental help if a incident happened that didn’t even effect us/just a few select people. Otherwise than that you have to beg on your knees and suck their d!ck to get some mental support. I’ve tried committing TWICE one in the premises mainly because of SA and bullying but anyway. First of all I doubt they believe me, second of all when they asked if I had a plan, I said no. My counselor and other teacher just walked me right back to my history class, so remember kids if you don't have a plan, it’s okay! :)

FYI they only care about their already shitty reputation, so they’ll only take action if it somehow helps themselves.

- Sincerely, a former student that is fed up
Person A: That kid looks like a deadbeat..

Person B: Yeah they probably go to New Oxford High School
by CGrace May 7, 2024
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Fluvanna County High School

A school full of drugged out teenagers and trashy dickhead staff. High levels of security due to high levels of drugs and stupidity.
Its funny how all the kids in fluvanna county high school be bussing off the perks.
by FluvannasFavoriteDrugDealer September 1, 2023
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Grayling High School

Full of druggies, can’t use the bathroom ever, stupidest place in the world. Basically a jail. Can’t do much in there. Horrible food.

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Don’t recommend it. Horrible place
Person 1: Wanna go to Grayling High School?
Person 2: No *Shoots Person One*
by RandomofGHS March 23, 2023
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alleynes high school

h block fuckin stinks like fanny and poo and old women bread that has been soaked in piss. everyones annoying and loud and sheeple. the headteacher looks like a white version of shrek with a pennywise hairline. new pregnancy every week.
ewwwww da hell you go to alleynes high school?????
by makapakalolll March 22, 2025
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School

A place to lose all your hope in the real world
and most of which which u learn there is useless.

S-six
C-cruel
H-hours
O-of
O-our
L-lives
school is boring
by King-izza October 19, 2022
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