We were on the phone together and both were horny. He wanted some action so he told me to marry your fingers. I did that until I had cummed.
by A$AP__S April 23, 2014
Get the marry your fingersmug. by MyRealName21 October 9, 2020
Get the Your IQ is below averagemug. To misrepresent your living conditions in order to impress the opposite sex. The act of completely cleaning, reorganizing, and redecorating your house/apartment in preparation for a lover's first impression.
Bro, you need to feather your nest before Jessica comes over the first time. She'll dumped you if she sees this place without at least a visit from a cleaning service and new sheets and towels.
by ericgododgers September 1, 2010
Get the Feather Your Nestmug. - "You’re more eager than Trump at a tanning convention!"
- “Really?? — You need to upgrade your shade!”
- “Really?? — You need to upgrade your shade!”
by adroxx April 26, 2023
Get the Upgrade Your Shademug. "Oh yeah my girlfriend? She asked 'can I build a mansion on your lot?' and I happily agreed. Love languages, you know?"
by The Lord of the land December 11, 2020
Get the Build a mansion on your lotmug. by lihudfs March 22, 2022
Get the your mommug. by BossTruth October 4, 2020
Get the relax your bonesmug.