get your dick outta your crack!

used instead of saying calm down, said when someone is freaking the fuck out or just snapping at you.

"you elf ass looking motha-"
"DUDE! get your dick outta your crack!"

by iamwhatieat June 22, 2012

Make your best Friend (m) a Cake day

If you have a best friend than give him his well-deserved cake on November 15th!

Make your best Friend (m) a Cake day

by Iwantacake123 November 14, 2020

lie to your momma

Go lie to someone else; lie to someone who cares

You can lie to your momma; don’t lie to me

by Luci-fur March 13, 2023

You’re as straight as your hair

A term used to describe Dylan bebee, (a small penised, pre pubescent man child), when he tries to roast a straight male and you have to remind him of his place in the groups social hierarchy.

Dylan- you so gay michael

-Michael begins to cry..... so does josh in embarrassment for his kind

Daniel- hey Dylan! You’re as straight as your hair!

- Dylan begins to scream and anger as josh not so slyly steals Dylan’s curly fries

by Supperman8383 March 18, 2019

scoop your nips

when someone tries to pull Your nips out and stick them up Your bum

if you dont help me kill this kid, i will scoop Your nips

by Jerome ASF September 25, 2016

Get your breast out of your chest

This is when a woman or female thinks she deserves special recognition or privilege due to her feminality. Women who are leaders should not come across as wimpy but be emotional and psychological strong; they should be strong, determined and work just as hard as their male counterparts.

Jim: "Susan, why are you looking so gloomy and down?"
Susan: "I'm getting a lot of push back from my male subordinates and peers at work."
Jim: "I think you should get your breast out of your chest and don't worry about what people think. Do your job!."

by Michael&Micah March 8, 2021

YOUR MUM

its an other dudes mum

TOM:I LOVE YOUR MUM
TIM: I LOVE YOU
TOM AND TIM:*KISSES*

by SHREKIEIEIIEIE November 1, 2022