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National kiss your mate day

Basically all you do is kiss your girl on October 31 and don’t be a sissy and not do it.
“Ouuhhhh it’s national kiss your mate day I’ll be right back I gotta kid my girl
by User345678910 October 30, 2019
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.9.i Appreciate Your Candor.9.

.9.i Appreciate Your Candor.9.
.9.i Appreciate Your Candor.9.
by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 30, 2025
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your next pembroke house official

Nayana would be the best candidate for your next Pembroke house official.
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Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob
Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?
by She belongs to the streets August 18, 2020
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<.7.9.7.6.>No One Knows YOur VOice No Yes Maybe Yes no<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>No One Knows YOur VOice No Yes Maybe Yes no<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 June 13, 2025
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Nothing to update your status about

An expression used to describe an insignificant or boring event. An update of "Nothing to write home about"
Kate "Alright love? 'Ow was your weekend?"
Michelle "A bit boring aye. Nothing to update your status about."
by Take 2 June 5, 2014
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your the baby I'm the daddy

When you have a MILF/cougar who you have to let know she your baby and you are the daddy
by JayBucks July 21, 2024
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