Ur cousin fucks dozens

The most deadly diss ever to exist in man kind and totally cancels out “ur mom gay” “your dad lesbian” and “your granny tranny”.

Joe: ur mom gay lol
Steve: ur dad lesbian haha
Joe: THATS IT
Steve: CHILL JOE I WAS JOKING
Joe: Your cousin fucks dozens
Steve: chokes on a rock and fucking dies

by Skrttttt May 13, 2018

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fuck off my couch

The ultimate way to tell someone to get the fuck out and go fuck themselves for being a total asshole.
Game Ender

( At a party on a ship and gets purposely thrown overboard by someone else)
Guy who threw you: You have a nice swim?
You: FUCK OFF MY COUCH!!!!!

by Illiterate banshee March 8, 2017

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touch my fucking ass

when you get pissed off in a game and need to vent at someone

Oh will someone just touch my fucking ass already!?

by Miatchimus February 1, 2017

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Fuck of I’m playing Minecraft

When your playing Minecraft and the meme pops up

Fuck of I’m playing Minecraft

by Death is coming January 2, 2020

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Fuck me like a truck

A sex move usually used in porno films or videos as it is used very hardcore bdsm move and usually the final form of a sex move

Oh please since you are my step-brother! Now fuck me like a truck like you did with Becky

by Hylzanisafucingcrackhead January 11, 2020

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in the corporate world one “tactic” used to get promoted is to go all in and become an absolute slut am talking straight fucking everybody managers,employees,associates,interns etc. if you’re lucky you will gain special “favors” and win more employee of the months than usual and gain more positive feedback from your peers for going the extra mile ;)

Michael: Hey guys get this I’ve been promoted to Vice President of companyX

Scott: Michael you whore we all know you were fucking your way to the top

by Geiskahnawj January 18, 2020

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