Rich shit

When you eat spicy food and it results in you having to take a massive shit. This occurrence usually lasts 10-30 minutes and will leave you in anal pain half the time. It usually burns quite hard and is diarrhea in most cases.

Michael: Iguru, I took a massive shit this morning. Almost like a 'rich shit'.

by guacsteroni123 July 6, 2021

Shit Shuffle

Trying to get to the restroom before shitting in your clothes, holding ass cheeks together and hoping to make it, in time .

I had to do the shit shuffle all the way to the bathroom.

by frogginstyle December 14, 2018

You Pickin My Shit

When your homeboy is lowkey glazing you and you have to stop it.

Yo bro chill out, you pickin my shit

by Urbandihhhtionary November 12, 2025

Shit in the cooler

When someone really fucks up

Joe got caught cheating on the wife
Yes he really shit in the cooler

by Bubba Gump Dan October 5, 2019

Shit Hotbox

To hotbox a toilet cubicle, then proceed to take a dump (shit). After completing the shit, one inhales the spliff, cigarette etc., places their face in the toilet bowl , blows out and inhales the shit Immidiatley after.

“I swear chad did a shit hotbox last night”

by AH1309 December 19, 2024

kinda gotta shit

someone who has to shit, but doesnt wanna say "I HAVE TO FUCKING SHIT"

#1 : yo waddup

#2 : oh shit uhhmm..

#1 : wha?

#2 : i auhh.. i kinda gotta shit... yeah..

by VampireVal June 30, 2023

Bag of shit

Be a dick and crap in everyone's lifes

You,you are a bag of shit

by I Hate myself twice August 25, 2017