mad dog shitting razor blades

When you are having a conversation with someone that continuously charges the topic to avoid the conversation.

Person 1: So please provide some evidence that can only work on a Flat Earth and wouldn't work on Globe Earth.
Person 2: ...You don't know what Dark Matter is!
Person 1: Talking to you is like a mad dog shitting razor blades! I'm out

by WozInOz May 10, 2024

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Shit through a strainer

An extremely runny, liquidy shit or series of shits that could completely pass through a strainer; diarrhea.

I could eat that all day, but does it ever make me shit through a strainer.

by Theginger_binger October 27, 2018

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NS (not shit)

adj. meaning doing absolutely nothing

Greyson (Text Message): To kim- WYD
KIM (reply): Ns (not shit)

by crystalwaters0110 January 23, 2023

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Shit truck

A person lacking common sense, strength, wit, intelligence or a just a piece of shit.I

Did you see that shit truck get kicked out of the Taco Bell?

by Daddy "Icky" Matt September 26, 2022

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shitting a lasagna

When your poop is not a sausage, but more or less diarrhea.
Then you shit, wipe, shit, wipe, and so on because you always have to shit again after a wipe.

Man, yesterday I had so much diarrhea, I was shitting a lasagna.

by FritzFantom September 28, 2022

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