when you phon so fucked up with virus its even showing porn vids overlay on the screen on full volume + u cant turn it off along with the fact that your phone is steaming.
person 1:ayo bro we gon game?
person 2:yeah let me grab the phone- WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE FUCK?!?!?
person 1:... HOW ARE YOU SO AIRHEADED TO SEARCH minecraft free 2019 no virus easy ON GOOGLE?!?!
person 2:I DONT KNO-
person 1:your phone is gooning nah id dip
person 2:BRUH
person 2:yeah let me grab the phone- WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE FUCK?!?!?
person 1:... HOW ARE YOU SO AIRHEADED TO SEARCH minecraft free 2019 no virus easy ON GOOGLE?!?!
person 2:I DONT KNO-
person 1:your phone is gooning nah id dip
person 2:BRUH
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