The little creature that crawled up inside you and died, that when you fart your friends wish they would die.
by Selsie December 15, 2021
Get the Shit weaselmug. by lildraco12 November 6, 2021
Get the Obama Shitmug. by brooketastic May 2, 2018
Get the Shit Show 2.0mug. A guy, usually between the ages of 21-30. Always a conservative. A "good shit" is jacked, has tats and possibly smokes. He looks like a jackass but is actually a really nice, mature & responsible young man who was raised right. Good shits don't come along very often, but when they do they're sure as hell keepers.
"Eww. That badass jacked guy in the corner looks like a jackass."
"Him? Naw, that's Matthew. He's one of the boys. He is a good shit bc he is a jacked conservative with a badass motercycle and he is a really nice guy."
"Him? Naw, that's Matthew. He's one of the boys. He is a good shit bc he is a jacked conservative with a badass motercycle and he is a really nice guy."
by Anamericanbadass69 July 4, 2022
Get the Good shitmug. by Local_LivingShit February 19, 2022
Get the shitmug. Literally to consume ones own excretions - a byproduct of their biological existence - in a manner akin and even more vile than cannabalism - and then promptly cease to exist; it is not simply because they have eaten the shit that they die but because in the grand scheme of things they are eternally damned and will simply perish by the will of the universe, presumably.
Although the Russian insults to call someone the pus from the zit on the ass of a diseased camel is quite poetic and rich, the English phrase "eat shit and die" is in the Anglo tradition a more perfunctory and utilitarian insult which is at the same time existentially profound and shockingly curt.
by Balfi December 11, 2019
Get the Eat shit and diemug. by Truestgirl August 4, 2019
Get the Dog Shitmug.