Andy your pants

When you shit and piss and cum in your pants in the presence of young children. I.E. in an playground, kindergarten, primary school etc.

Person 1: Hey bro did you just Andy your pants?
Person 2: Yeah bro
Person 1: bro wtf not again!

by Doodoofart January 5, 2020

Copeing Your Collar

The act of popping your collar in order to hide your neck herpes. Generally associated with douches and Brian Cope.

Person 1: Dude, why are you copeing your collar?
Person 2: Mr. Cope gave me neck herpes.

by yorkschool January 12, 2010

Lay your lips upon my ass.

This is a more posh and refined way to say "kiss my ass". It is quite a way to win an argument.

"I will say whatever I want whenever I want. However, I want and if you got a problem with that, then you can lay your lips upon my ass."

by Yeag3300 March 18, 2024

I want to French dip your noodle

A low-key and confusing sex joke. Or is it?

Girl: "I want to French dip your noodle."
Guy: "Go right ahead, you know where the kitchen is ... Wait what?"

by Shutupand August 23, 2016

Your mom

Your mom

Hey how is your mom

by Iona jake July 26, 2021

your dog is a hog

when your dog gets transformed into a hog
after the term "your family tree is lgbt"
this is a term that should not be used lightly
it is more powerful than "your cat is fat"

David: '"Your mom gay lol"
John: " Your dad lesbian"
David: "No u"
John : " Your granny tranny"
David: "your grandpap is a trap"
John: "No u lol"
David: "don't make me say it" "your family tree is lgbt
John: * welp* "I guess your dog is a hog"
* all thicc bois reunite and create a universe*
*david gets placed in it*

by david is done May 16, 2018

Stealing your Soul

To steal someone’s soul is to steal their entire being. Their thoughts, feelings, essence, mind, etc, and keeping it for yourself. Without a soul, a person is just a corpse. Once you steal their soul, they are yours forever.

“she texted ne and said “i’m going to be stealing your soul.” what does that even mean??”

“she’s the one.”

by hdjsksjksoskx April 20, 2024