School

Useless boring torture for people under the age of 18 to attempt to teach you things with an extremely outdated system that only ever works if you have an amazing teacher (it never works)

Ex: "I don't want to go to school today"
" well if it helps honey, your friends are all saying the same thing right now"

by Biker_dude January 19, 2020

Dunearn Secondary School

known for having stupid express students that are dumber than other school's normal technical

look its that dumb guy thats from Dunearn Secondary School i heard his from express.

by secschgenius August 22, 2021

Holland Middle School

All of the people here vape to be cool or be cool to vape. You can’t get through the hallways without getting shoved into a locker after someone got pushed by one of their buddies, and your teachers are either the best person ever, or they are a pedophile that calls the women in your class “princess” or any other term of endearment. This place is the place that people are happy when they get a D even though they know they are gonna get their ass whooped by their parents for it. The people at this school say things to people to sound rude even thought the word isn’t bad, for example, someone could call someone a thundercunt thinking it’s bad even though it’s just violently throwing someone in a wall. The people here are honestly all Russian or really white. I swear I’ve only seen like 3 black people here. And the white kids love to scream the n word, even though none of them have the pass. Literally you can’t just walk into this school and just hear literally every single slur and swear word that exists because everyone just uses every single one in one sentence. And also, everyone here beats up the gays. In this place, you are either a fucking vapist, rapist, racist or you are bullied. And all the athletic boys just want people to give them head, specifically the blond hot Cheeto girls that wear uggs and have fuckin 16 inch nails. Anyway, all in all you don’t want to enter this insane asylum, because you won’t make it out alive and with both of your testicles.

Person 1: Hey, look! There’s a boy getting head while vaping! Person 2: must be a Holland Middle School kid.

by Drake The Woman April 1, 2025

Cumberland Valley School District

A scuffed ass school that god has abandoned to the devil where black people hate other "niggers", the Asians remain by themselves, the whites are colonizing every friend group, and the Mexicans yap. Everyone hates the math teachers and half the students are brain fried more than Vietnamese children in 1969

"That nigga is more gay than the Cumberland Valley School District"

by I fucking hate the Turks June 9, 2024

bring your gf to school day

Nov 17 is being your gf to school day *cough cough*ANDREW*cough cough*

oh it’s november 16 which means it’s bring your gf to school day! i should pick my girlfriend up from work and bring her to school with me in the morning

by listen to this November 16, 2022

School

School is a place where children die. At the end of the day when children get on the bus to go home they get mad at the parents for making them go to a place where your brain gets tortured for 6 hours.

Parents: Timmy! it's time for school!
Timmy: Can we go get the new fortnite additio instead? please please!!
Timmy's father: After school.
After school
Timmy's mother: your teacher gave me homework and said you have been bad you are grouded for a week!

by a random Samoan person. July 27, 2020

schools in jordan

schools in jordan all look the same. poor aspect bcs their country is poor (im sorry) and it all looks like a desert around them. :(

so u be walking in the middle of the desert with ur friend and u see a building:
"ok bye we have arrived at the schools IN JORDAN! this is my school. cya"

by ahmedsgirlfriend January 22, 2019