Shit doesn’t fall far from the ass

Like "the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree", but the parent is a douchebag and the child is one too.

Man 1: Look at that little brat stealing candy while his dad’s screaming at the cashier for a refund.
Man 2: Shit doesn’t fall far from the ass.

by Kallofox August 2, 2022

monkey face piece of shit

Dude that has too many plastic bottles.

Why do you have so many plastic bottles, you monkey face piece of shit?

by Fpicard September 27, 2013

Dog Shit

Mobile data

i don't use that dog shit i use WiFi

by Fuck Mobile Data April 8, 2022

Yeah, no shit

You are repeating the shit I'm saying you fucking clown you are surveilling me and the people around me are in on it.

Hym "Yeah, no shit and they are going to start getting stabbed if you don't fucking pay for it you piece of shit. I don't care what I said. I was right. Anyone who said I was wrong was wrong. You will not benefit from my life more that I do and if you don't make it the case as quickly as possible I'm going to take everything from one of you. It isn't free money I'm asking for here and anyone who says that is the case is lying blatantly and needs to die. "

by Hym Iam July 14, 2025

No simp shit

1. You use this phrase when you’re not trying to stoop down to the pathetic level of a simp.

2. You say this phrase after saying/doing something that could make you look like a simp.

Example 1:
Two guys checking out a girl

Dude 1: Daamnn bro she a baddie

Dude 2: Yeaaahh bro! But no simp shit tho.

Example 2:
Damn, her smile is sooo cute but no simp shit tho.

Example 3:
*Likes a girl’s post on instagram*
“No simp shit”

by Saint Ecstasy August 28, 2020

shit-grinning

(adv.) an overt display of self-satisfied smugness when clearly such displays are either undeserved or unwarranted. As if the subject were to smile innocently only to reveal a mouthful of shit to his/her peers.

Kyle: "Did you see that shit-grinning bastard John after he got his paper back?"

Whitt: "Yea he looked like a gloating douche for sure"

by douchenip April 27, 2011

shit balls

Someone who gets turned on by watching or sucking their balls and shiting at the same time.

I creeply watched as some random person did shit balls in public
Jason shat while sucking his balls.

I watched as my friend was sucking balls and having great diarrhea at the same time.

Yo man why you be shitting while sucking yo balls??

by pussyfarter March 12, 2022