Moby Dicked

When you swallow a dick while giving them a blow job, can't get it back out again, and die.

"He Moby dicked her. She couldn't breath but he didn't know until it was too late."

by SirZoby September 20, 2023

Dicking

When person grabs your penis out of anger and tuggs on it.

“I gave dan a real dicking for what he did last night”

by Hi_lewis3rd December 2004 June 29, 2019

Dick fudge

The substance on a man's penis after a long night of anal sex.

I woke up this morning and went to go pee.... That's when I saw all of the dick fudge on my junk.

by Faxmybutt April 8, 2020

Dick Fingers

When you usually get your nails done and the one time you don’t you have Dick Fingers

Now that my fake nails fell off it looks like I have Dick Fingers

by Ryder31! April 4, 2020

dick cob

When a female wants to have sex but your dick wont and can't get hard.

She wanted to fuck but I had dick cob

by Derpflapper July 17, 2017

dick hole

The combination of a Dick And an Asshole

Rigley is a Dick hole

Blayne what a dick hole
Tanner is the oppisite of a dick hole

by eatbigmeat December 1, 2022

suck my dick you faggot!

First coined my the actor Jonah Hill against a photographer who was harassing him,

"suck my dick you faggot!" is a simple and convenient phrase to use against anyone who annoys you in any situation.
Whether it's that door to door salesman, a Jehovah witness, that idiot colleague at work. There are endless possibilities. You can even spice it up a. bit by saying "Suck my dick you fucking queer eyed gay faggot poofter" to add that extra punch when you now they are definitely gay.

At the Sydney Mardi Gras: Police officer: "I'm sorry sir, the road is closed for the parade, you'll have to turn around and drive another way."
You say: Suck my dick you faggot!

by de-pube May 11, 2024