reap who you blow

The consequences of giving oral sex to anyone.

Before she could appear in the bukkake video ... she had to sign a "reap who you blow" contract.

by Arnie Grape August 12, 2023

If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.

Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

by Howdy It's Me Brad August 15, 2023

You succeeded

I know! You were brilliant! I loved that interview! I wouldn't say "he held his own" I'd say "He floundered and was evasive" but I was very proud of you for that.

Hym "You succeeded! It was a good interview. I mean, he lost my vote the second he banned Assassination classroom. No one should vote for him now. 0 votes. That's how many he should get."

by Hym Iam August 15, 2023

You have no sympathy

It's funny that you keep saying that because that's one of the last things I said to my mother in her fit of drunken denial. She's a bitch and a narcissist.

Hym " 'You have no sympathy' I said to my narcissistic mother. And she said nothing because she knew I was right and my stepfather cried because HE ALSO KNEW I WAS RIGHT. Regardless of what happens with this I'm going to make sure I'm not around. Functionally an orphan. Like, the video game. Orphan: Scion of Sorcerery. Hi Melissa! Hi Mark! Go fuck yourselves!"

by Hym Iam August 17, 2023

Jack specifically you

A bomboclart pussio

You're a Jack specifically you, yes you

by anonymous April 2, 2024

You sound boosted

Originally a kind of insult by antivaxxers this has become a compliment. In effect the terrible spelling and general stupidity of antivaxxers plus this weird non insult has turned against them and it is now a way of complimenting someone on their spelling and grammar on social media.

I see you used the correct version of you're in that tweet....you sound boosted

by Firescientist April 2, 2024

What am I supposed to do with you

An endearing sentence, used when you might not be able to keep the conversation going? I’d like to say it’s when you love someone so much you don’t know what to do with it.

“What am I supposed to do with you, love?”

by arcticgoose🦎 April 2, 2024