Not to butter my own toast

A phrase used before self praise in order to make oneself sound more modest

"Not to butter my own toast, but my fit is lookin mega fly today"

by Willththril April 18, 2021

Getting fluid in my band

Restricting your diet, a reference to lap-band surgery

I've been eating way too much all weekend, I'm getting fluid in my band this week for sure.

by seagull88 September 28, 2011

913 My Love

I miss you, adore you and love every piece of you. Nothing ever ever changes this. ❤️

913 My Love …

by Hehehe555 January 9, 2024

My biscuits

My bad

Disregard, I got it. I was adding up the wrong numbers. My biscuits.

by NSM Finance June 24, 2021

roll my mat

When you're so sexually aroused during a hand job that your penis rolls. This is called rolling my mat.

"Ohmygod baby you roll my mat so hard"

by Marie Fallon April 27, 2017

Sturdle My Doodle

When someone draws a crude drawing of you and masturbate to it while eating mac and cheese in a clown costume. It can also be used when someone jacks off to a picture of sponge bob while watching The Jake Paul fucks Logan Paul Hentai Movie by Walt Disney.

Hey I Sturdle my doodle every fucking day after chubuccling my fcfooplin and quacksllin up crackalin and googaflin in the doopapooshugooplin with jaflipomninaflinopooshitfuckcuntalinasslinaaaalomlin.

by Mr.Shiboolingafoolin January 6, 2018

Massage to my frontal cortex

When you're having a conversation through text and someone makes a nice/positive comment, this is the equivalent to "music to my ears" when you're reading.

S: I promise I'll make you the most delicious bowl ;)
D: That's a massage to my frontal cortex

by D:)))) August 14, 2022