by John Mortan 12 December 23, 2019
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This word basically is used to call someone a piece of shit. People usually call people Ass Wipes when they are a pain in the ass, or a sociopath.
Person 1: “Your such an Ass Wipe”
Person 2: “Wtf did I do?”
Person 1: “Nothing, I just think your a piece of shit.”
Person 2: “Wtf did I do?”
Person 1: “Nothing, I just think your a piece of shit.”
by DemOddPigz December 24, 2019
Get the Ass Wipe mug.Refers to one or more whooshy/odiferous anal-exhalations dat someone "helpfully" releases on your behalf, such as to provide auditory and/or olfactory "cover" for a fart or other raucous/stinky social indiscretion of your own, to join with others in providing a fartification-line for keeping a less-than-welcome/desirable human at bay, etc.
I can't help snickering in certain public situations where something extremely laugh-inducing occurs but expressing amusement would e considered rude, so I always bring along a baked-beans-loving buddy to provide emergency ass-hisstance in such instances.
by QuacksO December 24, 2019
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Yo, that shit stanks!!
Did something crawl in you and die
Damn you need to go get checked that ain’t Normal😑
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Yo, that shit stanks!!
Did something crawl in you and die
Damn you need to go get checked that ain’t Normal😑
by Ass burp December 25, 2019
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When a negative though disturbs your self worth or makes you feel so shitty you wish you didn't exist
by LoneWanderess December 25, 2019
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