Probably one of the most commonly used phrases after hurting your self or realizing something shitty happened. Sometimes you just say oh shit just to piss off your friends.
Person 1: “OH SHIT”
Person 2: “What why you swearing
Person 1: “ I don’t know I just felt like it
Person 2: “Die”
Person 1: “ OH SHIT”
Person 2 “ What happened you good?”
Person 1 “NO I JUST STUBBED MY TOE THAT SHIT HURTS”
Person 2: “What why you swearing
Person 1: “ I don’t know I just felt like it
Person 2: “Die”
Person 1: “ OH SHIT”
Person 2 “ What happened you good?”
Person 1 “NO I JUST STUBBED MY TOE THAT SHIT HURTS”
by ThatMoronInTheBack November 21, 2022

by Kizz_ May 18, 2022

The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.
For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.
For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.
For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.
by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022

When your wild-eyed cat starts going insane, tear-assing around the house because he has to take a dump. After about ten minutes of this, he will then run towards the litter box, and come back into the room all calm and serene.
"Hah!! Peter Fucking Steele has the shit crazies! Looks like the little guy has a growler at the back door!"
by Adele Phytler March 3, 2016

by REyoyER March 21, 2020

shit
by da real mrs moon February 8, 2021

by Knifemaster1000 June 27, 2021
