me:did u hear about filip johnquavious the 3rd omg he is so hot
you: well duh he goes to cedar park high school
you: well duh he goes to cedar park high school
by alyssaparisi June 13, 2022
Get the cedar park high school mug.A true treasure trove of nicotine addicts and underpaid teachers who don’t really teach to well(who can blame them). In this place you’ll find
-The alcoholic lacrosse team, who will let you know they won WPIAL more times than you can count
-The artsy/liberal students, who like to claim that a new injustice or harassment has happened to them this week, meanwhile nobody cares and everyone leaves you alone
-The nice but HUGELY bitchy girls lacrosse team, make sure you don’t mention that you can’t check to them or you’re sexist
-The pretty white but pretty good basketball team
-180 dollar parking spots just to have dogs searching through your car because they smelled something
-Bag checks that take about 15 years, then getting bitched at for being late to homeroom
-Horribly allocated funding to every sport besides football
But overall, not a HORRIBLE place to be.
-The alcoholic lacrosse team, who will let you know they won WPIAL more times than you can count
-The artsy/liberal students, who like to claim that a new injustice or harassment has happened to them this week, meanwhile nobody cares and everyone leaves you alone
-The nice but HUGELY bitchy girls lacrosse team, make sure you don’t mention that you can’t check to them or you’re sexist
-The pretty white but pretty good basketball team
-180 dollar parking spots just to have dogs searching through your car because they smelled something
-Bag checks that take about 15 years, then getting bitched at for being late to homeroom
-Horribly allocated funding to every sport besides football
But overall, not a HORRIBLE place to be.
Bro 1 “yo did you hear about the bomb threat at Mars Area High School last week”
Bro 2 “Lucky, they get the day off again”
Bro 2 “Lucky, they get the day off again”
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Get the Mars Area High School mug.The person or people behind the school renamings, statue removals, street renamings, and building renamings most likely isn't even black, male, white supremicist, or a native of the towns the streets, buildings, or schools are being renamed in, or the statues removed in. The person benefitting the most from all this also isn't black, male, white supremicist, or a native of the towns all these decisions are being made.
Malcolm X was a black supremicist and yet nobody renames something named after Malcolm X no matter his beliefs. Malcolm X wasn't perfect, but nobody decides his name is not worthy of being on something because of his (possibly misguided that there was a better/worse group than the next group of humans) beliefs. If the opposite is true, if the building is named after someone who wasn't black, a school renaming, or something similar occurs.
by Solid Mantis March 17, 2021
Get the School renaming mug.An amazing place everyone seems to hate. But school is the place where they taught you about free speech, and also stopped you from using it against their school. The place where you spend over 50 hours a week to lean about how a bunch of people headed their sheep a few thousand years ago instead of learning about the stock market. The place that never taught you about rules because then you would know beating kids is a crime.
Dad: Hey jimmy, I am going to send you to this place for 18 years from now on, they will teach you a bunch of stuff.
Jimmy: That will help me, right?
Principal: Oh, no, not at all.
Jimmy: What?
Dad: What will you do if a kid is bad?
Principal: Oh, we will lock them in a room for 2 hours and let them do nothing at all.
Jimmy: What will you do if someone hurts me?
Principal: Oh, we are allowed to hurt you and we will do that a lot.
Dad: Is that legal?
Principal: I don't know *Shrugs*
Dad: Fair enough.
Jimmy: What will you do if a kid gets depressed?
Principal: Oh, we will blame it on someone or something else.
Jimmy: Will the teachers be nice?
Principal: If they are, we will fire them. Also they will be underpaid.
DAD: YOU WANT ME TO my kid to a place with hundreds of more kids with a high chance of bullied and depressed with no support and where you won't even help them and instead take money from me?
Principal: Hey, we will give you a paper with "Jimmy Passed" on it too
Dad: Deal.
Jimmy: What?
Dad: Hey jimmy, I am going to send you to this place for 18 years from now on, they will teach you a bunch of stuff.
Jimmy: That will help me, right?
Principal: Oh, no, not at all.
Jimmy: What?
Dad: What will you do if a kid is bad?
Principal: Oh, we will lock them in a room for 2 hours and let them do nothing at all.
Jimmy: What will you do if someone hurts me?
Principal: Oh, we are allowed to hurt you and we will do that a lot.
Dad: Is that legal?
Principal: I don't know *Shrugs*
Dad: Fair enough.
Jimmy: What will you do if a kid gets depressed?
Principal: Oh, we will blame it on someone or something else.
Jimmy: Will the teachers be nice?
Principal: If they are, we will fire them. Also they will be underpaid.
DAD: YOU WANT ME TO my kid to a place with hundreds of more kids with a high chance of bullied and depressed with no support and where you won't even help them and instead take money from me?
Principal: Hey, we will give you a paper with "Jimmy Passed" on it too
Dad: Deal.
Jimmy: What?
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Get the School mug.A person (Usually in Middle School) that wears the cuntiest outfits (designer handbags, etc.), known for their outfits, and just loves being extra for school.
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