Kick Your Wife Day

this is for you, Grace.

Ever want to kick your wife? Now you can on April 20th, Kick Your Wife Day!

by coronaverus May 7, 2020

Shit your pants in class day

On this day you should shit your pants in class regardless of age. It is on feburary 1st

Hey broski, today is shit your pants in class day! Don't forget to take a massive dookie in your pants today during class!!!

by elfiefaeboi January 15, 2024

Grab your girlfriend's titties day

On july 23rd any man that is in a relationship is given a free grab a titty pass that can be used at any time of the day

If you are a man in a relationship then "grab your girlfriend's titties day" Is for you

by Thrustmaster420 July 17, 2021

National slap your classmate day

March 2

Yay it's National slap your classmate day

by Scrvvjawdcrghbikm March 2, 2022

pat your doo doo wee

The action of patting someone's head while shitting in their mouths because you fucking hate them but can't help but respect them.

Person 1: I SWEAR I will pat your doo doo wee
Person 2: ok...

by May 17 2023 May 18, 2023

Souping your sauce

When a man and women have sexual intercource, and through this process ejaculate at the same time, mixing the man and woman's juices into a sex soup.

Bro, last night we came at the same time! Iwow man.. she was totally souping your sauce!

by Moneyg724 September 13, 2017

Smacked off your bounce

On drugs or on alcohol going crazy
Messed up

You're smacked off your bounce

by Bob stephens June 7, 2024