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Shit ticketing

When done using a public toilet you unroll enough toilet paper to wipe without ripping the entire sheet. Then roll all of the shitty paper into a ball and stuff it back into the dispenser, ready for the next person.
I was using a public toilet, as I reached in to get some toilet paper I found the end. And got a hand full of shit paper. Henderson shit ticketing.
by Tapsize June 12, 2018
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shit nibbler

Son: Ew, the dog is eating poop again!
Father: Goddamn shit nibbler!!!!
by pretty princess. September 26, 2022
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Piece of shit

Someone who constantly leaves his good friends on "read" on facebook
M: I'm so sick of him, I always message him and its just read read read and never a reply
J: sounds like a piece of shit
by JimKetch November 8, 2020
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The shit that killed elvis

Hey bobby do u want to smoke.i have the shit that killed elvis
by This dick2424 January 7, 2019
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SHIT FOR BRAINS.

The tremendous amount of intelligence from FECES as MARK ELLIOT ZUCKERBERG knew this so he patented the name FECESBOOK too.
Amazing the FACES ON FECES and they are there and so are their DEEP THINKING SHIT FOR BRAINS. and you will never know how complex the thoughts are
by TESLA FACE ALPHABET August 24, 2021
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Bitch, shit up

by jeggirfaenidet October 6, 2019
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Chicken shit

A phrase used as an exclamation to express your feelings. Similar terms include: Bull shit, Oh my ass, Bull Crap, B.S., bologna!
Jeff- “ I played Fortnite with Ninja!”

Brad- “ Oh chicken shit!”
by B-rad64/5/CA June 10, 2018
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