Uncle Spank

The man, the Legend.

F*ckin' Uncle Spank just smoked all that Purple!

by MF BUBBA March 22, 2022

Uncle Sticky

(n) - The man you know, not necessarily your uncle, who consistently makes wildly inappropriate comments/innuendos and leers at young girls for an uncomfortable amount of time.

I can't bring my kids around Tom anymore. My daughter is old enough that he turns into an Uncle Sticky.

by lancealil February 28, 2012

Uncle

Someone who seems intellectual but they actually only posses surface level knowledge and no deeper understanding or knowledge on the subject.

He's no smart he's an uncle

Oh look at this uncle with so many hot takes.

by Kaka12346789 April 17, 2021

Uncle fizzle

A friend that acts like a big deal, goes hard at the party and fizzles out first

Dan B, aka uncle fizzle, lasted until 9pm at the party and then went home to sleep

by BucketB December 28, 2022

WHORE UNCLE

So, your sitting at home. Watching porn and jerking yer Mickie, but then, your WHORE UNCLE comes in and gives you a quick blowie. You cum in his teeth gap and stick your 1 incher in his ear, in the end. Your whore uncle raped you!

Yesterday, my uncle turned into a WHORE UNCLE

by CumStainUncleShagger September 22, 2019

Uncle Edward Jr.

Uncle Edwards little brother doesn’t have his five guys yet and uncle Edward will help train him to get his five guys uncle Edward said once uncle Edward Jr. I will have Tyrone the big black African monkey suck your dick then you shall get your five guys but you will never be as good as be at making skin milk.

My friends little brother was being a uncle Edward Jr.

by Fishnuggets66 September 19, 2023

Uncle Smirny

The headache you get the morning after drinking the cheap vodka, Smirnoff.

"I can't come to work today, Uncle Smirny has come to visit,"

by one groovy chick May 18, 2016