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squatting turkey

The squatting turkey is a sexual position in which there is 6 men and 1 woman. the woman must be sitting in a squatting position, making her butt hole, vagina, tits, hands and mouth easily accessible by the 6 men. In this position there is a two laying down almost in a scissoring position, one of the men is penetrating the asshole whilst the other is putting his penis inside of her vagina. The other 4 men are being tit fucked, given hand jobs and are being sucked off.
This sexual position would take place in a gang bang.
"man last night at this gang bang 6 other guys and I did the squatting turkey on this slut".
by James Bond 069 April 15, 2017
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baste my turkey

Inject me with your sperm
by bb3378 April 16, 2017
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Turkey

A country that is both in west Asia and eastern Europe, its secular in law and islamic socially

Some advices On turkish people:
- don't do the OK handsighn(it means go get anal fucked).
- don't drink out side its illegal and considered wrong.
- don't hit on women outside of bars and clubs
- don't stare, especially at people of the other gender(counts 3x as much if you are male)
- don't be political, you can never be right
- if 2groups are arguing then stay away, they might think you are part of the enemy group.
Turkey was created in 1923 but has a legal army that is over 2000 years old
by Mrkulci September 21, 2017
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Turkey Chin

The art of wearing jeans with a zipper and putting the skin of your balls through the zipper therefore creating the “Turkey Chin”
Omg Dave did u see Johns Turkey Chin? It looked like a fleshy prune
by Big Dick CJ September 26, 2017
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Turkey Bowl

"The act of placing one's testicles into a paper bowl in the hopes of turning your team's luck in favor"
Jarod: "Shit, the Indians might actually win the World Series."

- JT: "Fuck, guess I gotta Turkey Bowl it."
by Helloimjosh October 4, 2017
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Turkey

Someone who "Gobble gobble gobbles" on a lot of dick.
Last Thursday at Taka sam was like a turkey. She just kept gobbling on dick.
by Dan The Man <3 October 17, 2017
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turkey dinosaurs

A delicious cuisine one would nosh on after school, or when you simply cannot be arsed to cook dinner.
"mum, what's for tea?"
"I'll just stick in some phat turkey dinosaurs"
by eleanorhope October 24, 2017
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