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Donald Trump's wall

Trump-"I want to build a wall"
Reporter-"would you build a fence"
Trump"I could build a bit of a fence then i will build a wall because it is more formal"
Reporter-"do you despise the Mexicans?"
Trump-"no i just do not want drugs in this beautiful country"
Donald Trump-America's President 2k16
Wall-A big brick fence
Donald Trump-'I'm Going to call my wall Donald Trump's Wall
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Baby Trump 

An inflatable float- like balloon that you might see in the Macy's Thanksgiving parade. It was first floated by Brits who (like every sane human being) hate Donald Trump. It is a fat orange orangutan like baby wearing a diaper that os probably full of shit, just like donnie himself.
Bob: " Hey Kenny, did you see Baby Trump at the anti-Trump rally the other day?"

Kenny: "LMFAO! I sure did. The likeness to the real piece of shit Dotard is uncanny!"

Bob :" I just started a Go Fund Me page so that we can pay to have Baby Trump flown over for his impeachment.

Kenny: " Fucking AWESOME!!"

Dirty Donald Trump 

Thumps Up 

Verb:
The act of slapping your own butt in an upward motion with your flat outstretched palm, in a moment of severe agony resulting out of a sharp shooting pain in the abdominal area.
Derivative of the word 'thump' and the direction in which this action occurs (up).
After his daily morning routine of standing on his head, the philosopher of future mankind usually thumps up twice to rearrange his displaced innards.
Thumps Up by Hans Landa September 16, 2009

donald tree trump

when someone puts a donald trump campaign posters in a tree
"ew look at that donald tree trump"

trumpsack 

a word that i made up to substitute the word, "ballsack" but it can also be used to substitute other words.
shut your trumpsack
trumpsack by peanutbrutal February 2, 2017

Trump Tape 

Any recording that exposes a public figure for admitting to sexual assault.
There is no trump tape of Bill Clinton.