Captain Flex

Dude with a slim build who sees himself as more of a Scottiah adonis body god
Usually found peacocking around the floor for no reason
Throws out a random flex when a member of the opposite sex is around

Look at BB over there peacocking round those hoes, he is the real deal captain flex

by Jonsnowknowsnowt July 27, 2016

Captain Jackson

It’s a place where people are involved and are happy. It’s also a place where your friends are extremely awkward. That simple

Captain Jackson is a great man and place

by CPO1KM December 23, 2020

The Captain

The man himself, the one who brings high quality booze with him to every party and get together, the one who influences the bros to get dummy lit. Whenever alcohol is involved, the captain leads our crew and he steers us straight into boozy adventure.

"Oh Captain, my Captain!" -The only proper way to greet the legend himself

"I heard The Captain is bringing spiced rum to the party, prepare to get shitfaced."

by StonerGod420 June 10, 2022

captain stupid

What you call little siblings brother when your mom is around.

Little sibling: Butt
Older sibling: Captain Stupid

by someone you will never know August 17, 2017

Captain 66

Brandon McCartney realized that hip hop today has more haters than there are people who praise what they actually like. So he hit the mall, swagged himself up, and went to work writing hilarious, self-conceited raps ever. Through websites like MySpace and Twitter (this was back when MySpace was a thriving community and the success of Facebook was a twinkle in Mark Zuckerberg's eye) he gained an online following and now has 5 albums out, thanks to the haters. By becoming this "persona", he's giving 0101010, a co-sign.

Like Omg 66 ! There goes the Captain 66 !

by 6 Kiss August 15, 2022

Captain Save-Some-Food

When your parents,siblings,or roommate etc are afraid your gonna eat all the food you've gotten recently,so they either hide it,or tell your parents so your sibling is the one to "ration" it out "evenly",but they end up eating more than you do sometimes eating the whole bag of chips ,pizza,ice-cream etc in the process.

This is crazy bruh every time i wake up to eat all the food is gone but when there is,or when mother brings food home you guys wanna be Captain save-some-food an tell me " No",because your afraid i'm going to eat it all but,in reality you guys eat it all up from me and that leaves me hungry.

by SaladAss-_-7 July 14, 2021

Captain

Captain is short for captain moron. You refer captain moron to those who are so stupid. But you shorten it to captain so the person doesn’t know what you’re talking about.

Damn ally is such a captain

by Organic avocado October 1, 2018