slap bacon

Having sex with no protection

You slap bacon last night with that hoe?

by Pretty Gang March 7, 2015

Baconized

The act of adding unholy amounts of bacon to anything.

can you pass the baconized spinach please?

by Sky blaster December 16, 2019

Bacon Bit

the small pieces of crispy eye goo that you must harvest from the lacrimal caruncle every morning for breakfast

im really into morning sex, but lemme grab your bacon bit first

by Blankyyy December 18, 2017

wake n bacon

The act of waking up, smoking marijuana, and eating a lot of bacon.

*Inner monologue*
Jimmy: "One time, my buddy and I wake n bacon'd. We ate four pounds of bacon after we smoked a few blunts."

by baconfarts May 21, 2014

porky bacon

Carnivorous equivalent of cream of the crop.

"Did you hear Jeff won $100 on a lotto?"

"Yea man lucky pick, he bought the porky bacon."

by THEnoB May 15, 2014

long bacon

Lesbian, lesbian flag

Person 1: Hey where’d you get that long bacon?
Person 2: The long bacon store

by UR_L0C4L_4L03_V3R4 February 19, 2025

Turkey bacon

BIG BUTT

Damn shorty turkey bacon! #baltimoreslang

by DMVTOOTHFAIRY July 5, 2024