Ejaculating in both eyes of a girl. Either by two males in the same session or by the same male in two different sessions.
by twotimeshooter December 12, 2011
A term given to describe a woman who is (or appears to be) of easy virtue whilst possessing a particularly large mouth.
One which looks like it could comfortably accommodate two cocks simultaneously.
One which looks like it could comfortably accommodate two cocks simultaneously.
‘What do you think of that Katie Price?’
‘Na she’s not my type, she looks like she’s got a two cock mouth.’
‘Na she’s not my type, she looks like she’s got a two cock mouth.’
by FizzBangPop! May 26, 2021
John: Kelly, what's that smell? Did you go number 2?
Kelly: No, my brutha, that was the square root of two. Sweet mother of pearl, that was a stinky square root of two.
Kelly: No, my brutha, that was the square root of two. Sweet mother of pearl, that was a stinky square root of two.
by SweetMotherOfPearl July 02, 2011
When you stick up your middle finger and do the "up your ass"
Motion at the same time - use only when someone has truly pissed you off.
Motion at the same time - use only when someone has truly pissed you off.
"I was walking on the sidewalk to get some food and there was a 40 year old lady screaming at me that I was living a life of sin. So I gave her the ole' one two
by Toon_Link_GotT September 08, 2016
by TravelNewsDaily August 11, 2010
Someone who after hearing one of your stories, gives a similar storie but with something added. Some one that always one-ups you or if you own something they will have a better model.
by Chris Searle December 08, 2007
a sexual act that involves taking a shit and proceeding to put it in your partner's ass. After this proceed to have anal sex and then have your partner shit it out making it a two-step shit
by smallballer March 20, 2009