two time shooter

Ejaculating in both eyes of a girl. Either by two males in the same session or by the same male in two different sessions.
Dominic gave Rita a two time shooter and she couldnt see for a whole day!
by twotimeshooter December 12, 2011
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Two Cock Mouth

A term given to describe a woman who is (or appears to be) of easy virtue whilst possessing a particularly large mouth.
One which looks like it could comfortably accommodate two cocks simultaneously.
‘What do you think of that Katie Price?’
‘Na she’s not my type, she looks like she’s got a two cock mouth.’
by FizzBangPop! May 26, 2021
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Square root of two

A derivation of going number two wherein the excrement is not fully expelled; turtling; sharting.
John: Kelly, what's that smell? Did you go number 2?

Kelly: No, my brutha, that was the square root of two. Sweet mother of pearl, that was a stinky square root of two.
by SweetMotherOfPearl July 02, 2011
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The ole' one two

When you stick up your middle finger and do the "up your ass"
Motion at the same time - use only when someone has truly pissed you off.
"I was walking on the sidewalk to get some food and there was a 40 year old lady screaming at me that I was living a life of sin. So I gave her the ole' one two
by Toon_Link_GotT September 08, 2016
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Grab two beers

A euphemism for dissatisfactory working conditions.
If I don't get these client revisions soon, I'mm grab two beers up in here.
by TravelNewsDaily August 11, 2010
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Jimmy two Shits

Someone who after hearing one of your stories, gives a similar storie but with something added. Some one that always one-ups you or if you own something they will have a better model.
He's such a Jimmy two shits, he always goes one better than me.
by Chris Searle December 08, 2007
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shitty two-step

a sexual act that involves taking a shit and proceeding to put it in your partner's ass. After this proceed to have anal sex and then have your partner shit it out making it a two-step shit
man I needed to shit and have sex; so I did the shitty two-step
by smallballer March 20, 2009
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